On the Skinny
Three short words...I am fat. The answer? Two words...lose weight!
I think I have tried every "diet" out there, but nothing ever seems to work. Sure, some of this "problem" is MY fault, but there just HAS to be a solution out there. So, trying to come up with my own weight loss plan..I have created some plans that may finally end up working for me.
I think I have tried every "diet" out there, but nothing ever seems to work. Sure, some of this "problem" is MY fault, but there just HAS to be a solution out there. So, trying to come up with my own weight loss plan..I have created some plans that may finally end up working for me.
- Pain Therapy. Place a rubberband on my wrist, and every time I want to eat something fattening...snap it! YOUCH!
- Buy a hamster, go outside, and set it free. Chasing it down the street, climbing fences, and sliding underneath cars surely will burn some unwanted calories.
- Watch every episode of Frasier, Seinfeld, and Cheers nonstop. Studies have shown that laughing for 10 to 15 minutes outloud can burn up to 40 calories.
- Dance, baby, dance! (Just make sure the blinds are closed)
So, there you have it...my sure fire ways to lose weight. But, only time will tell.
posted by TXArtcGal at 11:01 AM
4 Comments:
I'll quote my favorite line from "America's Next Top Model" by the worlds first supermodel Janice Somebodyoranother.
"I'm fat, you're fat, we're all fat".
I'm not sure what wisdom one can take away here -- but it seemed to fit today (when even the fat clothes don't seem to fit).
This post made me laugh... does that mean I have lost some weight? *Grin*
Whatever works!! Dreadful to have to think about it all the time, isn't it?
You can join on on Healthymom iffen ya' want!
My newest motto for weight loss is WATER! I have come to the conclusion that we are a totally dehydrated society and if we rehydrated that would help. Plus if you are so full of water there is no room for food. Another bonus is the exercise you get from running back and forth to the bathroom! ;)
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